JW Kennedy ([info]dr_phlog) wrote,
@ 2006-08-26 14:26:00
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Top 10 Names for a New Suburban Development
Be it an Apartment Complex, Shopping Center, Country Club or Gated Community ... these are the top ten names for the next one to be built:

10. Stonywood
9. Shadeless Glade
8. River Creek
7. Running Glen
6. Brown Meadows
5. Paved Acres
4. Brickdale
3. Dirtshire
2. Tarmac Estates
1. Lost Pasture

Honorable mention: Carcroft and Phony Park



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[info]dr_phlog
2006-09-01 12:04 am UTC (link)
I have more which I initially rejected because, although stupid, they weren't very funny, seeing as they were just a little too plausible:

Frogcroft.. Valley Knoll.. Hill Hollow.. Owlfields.. Raven Run.. Fox Pond.. Eagle Falls.. Otter Ridge.. Cliffside Estates (only funny in midwestern plains regions).. Rolling Glade.. Mill Cove.. Surf Harbor (merely stupid on the beach, but hilariously idiotic if found more than 50 miles inland)..

For the most unlikely place name I've actually seen, the grand prize has to be "Pouncey Tract" which is a locality in the Richmond area. The name makes me snicker inappropriately.

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