JW Kennedy ([info]dr_phlog) wrote,
@ 2006-08-26 14:26:00
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Top 10 Names for a New Suburban Development
Be it an Apartment Complex, Shopping Center, Country Club or Gated Community ... these are the top ten names for the next one to be built:

10. Stonywood
9. Shadeless Glade
8. River Creek
7. Running Glen
6. Brown Meadows
5. Paved Acres
4. Brickdale
3. Dirtshire
2. Tarmac Estates
1. Lost Pasture

Honorable mention: Carcroft and Phony Park

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HO-LY-CRAP
[info]dr_phlog
2006-08-26 04:02 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe my eyes. I came up with that list of names in a fit of giggling late last night, as being the most ironic and unlikely place names in the faux-old-country style of Suburban Developments.

Who names a place "River Creek?" It's retarded. Next you'll tell me that there are actual places named:

Brook Stream
Pond Lake
Hill Mountain
Stony Boulders
Forest Woods
Culvert Gully
Meadowfields

With street names like

Road Avenue
Lane Street
Alley Parkway
Freeway Boulevard
Highway Drive

Maybe I shouldn't be skeptical ... Richmond and Colonial Heights both have streets named "Boulevard Ave."

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Re: HO-LY-CRAP
[info]cthulhula
2006-08-26 08:42 pm UTC (link)
There is a company called Hill Mountain.
http://www.hillmountain.com/

Meadowfields community school
http://www.meadowfields.ednet.ns.ca/

I THINK this is a gated community
http://www.elitehomes.co.uk/development.aspx?development=26

I found this on Google

Lytle Properties - Forest WoodsForest Woods-located southwest of San Antonio, is a beautiful family residential subdivision with city water, electricity, paved roads on heavily wooded 1 -2 ...
www.lytleproperties.com/

But the site isn't loading.

I don't know what this is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brook_Stream

Is it just me or does Stony Boulders sounds like a porn star name?

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